sometimes, people are so stupid and irritating that i turn into paris gellar.
ianfkngallagher:

BEISTE: A knife?! PUCK: It’s rubber, it’s just a prop from West Side Story. BEISTE: What the hell were you thinking? You can get expelled for this! PUCK: It doesn’t matter, I’m flunking out. BEISTE: You’ve got a record. You could get arrested for assault. PUCK: I don’t care! BEISTE: Well, you damn well should! (Source: jupid, via youliveintheclouds)
jessobsessed:
“Gilmore Girls”; [October 5, 2000 - May 15, 2007]
“My mother never gave me any idea that I couldn’t do whatever I wanted to do or be whomever I wanted to be. She filled our house with love and fun and books and music, unflagging in her efforts to give me role models from Jane Austen to Eudora Welty to Patti Smith. As she guided me through these incredible years, I don’t know if she ever realized that the person I most wanted to be was her.”
I love guys who openly admit that they like Glee.
Three of my friends admit they watch it and they like it.
Its great. We talk about it all the time.
Someone please explain to my mother that Alexis will always be Rory Gilmore.
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Mom:
I saw that Alexis Bledel was on Mad Men recently.
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Me:
Yeah I know. Seven years of Gilmore Girls has been ruined for me.
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Mom:
Why?
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Me:
RORY GILMORE WAS TOPLESS AND MAKING OUT WITH A MARRIED MAN.
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Mom:
Well she's getting older, she's just trying to expand her career.
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Me:
By being topless?
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Mom:
She's a human being Em, and she's like 30.
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Me:
I don't care. She's always going to be sweet innocent Rory Gilmore to me. Rory is a Yale graduate, not a stripper. Lorelai would not approve.
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